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| "Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "you`vegot to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream... |
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| MEMO TO: All Hospital StaffFROM: Administration/GroundskeeperSUBJECT: New Cost Cutting MeasuresEffective January 1 this hospital will no longer providesecurity... |
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| With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing fortha whole line of drugs oriented towards improving theperformance of men in today`s society... |
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| A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure thatwould cut down the time that heart surgery would take andwould cause less trauma to the patient... |
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| A man is walking His dog when the dog suddenly drops dead... |
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| An American, wearing Bermuda shorts, T-shirt, and a baseballcap, walks into a caf?, chewing on gum... |
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| Number of physicians in the US = 700,000Accidental deaths caused by physicians/year =120,000... |
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| A young doctor had moved into town and was setting up a newpractice... |
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| A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes,getting a little practice in before the final exams... |
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| John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much ofa salesman... |
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| A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed manaccidentally swallowed his glass eye (work with me here)... |
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| A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punkrocker entered... |
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| One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "Myson`s choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone!Help!"A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he wasquite experienced at this sort of thing... |
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| Steve had been in the hospital for days... |
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| A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coateddoctors searching through the flower beds... |
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| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospitalhad saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him outof a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer`s file andcalled himinto his office... |
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| A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can`thear him... |
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| A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical... |
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| A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up acouple ofdozen old balls one day and took them home with him,stuffing theminto his pants pockets... |
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| A man with stomach trouble wanted to try the newlyintroduced automated diagnosis machine at the shoppingcentre... |
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