Punk rocker vs. the doc
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A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk
rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into
a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was
determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was
scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely
disrobed on the operating table, the
staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and
above it was a tattoo reading, "Keep off the grass." After
the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note
to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
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