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David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on Her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she`s broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can`t?"
"Sue me for child support."

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