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Automated diagnosis
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A man with stomach trouble wanted to try the newly
introduced automated diagnosis machine at the shopping
centre. He inserted his credit card an a urine sample as
instructed, waited 30 seconds and then read the printout:
"You have a tennis elbow". The man was impressed, but at the
same time annoyed as his arms were perfectly alright. He
decided really to put the machine to the test, so he went
home and collected urine samples from his wife and his cat,
and for good measure added the contents of a used condom. He
returned to the machine, inserted his credit card and the
combined sample. After 30 seconds the printout read: "Your
cat is going to have kittens, your wife is perfectly healthy,
but you should quit masturbating when you have a tennis
elbow."
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