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| How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand... |
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| A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot... |
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| The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and he said to the first one, "so how do you plead?", "Not guilty" said the second defendant... |
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| An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he charged Her $100... |
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| Why don't sharkes and snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy... |
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| A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven... |
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| A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can`t take it with you... |
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| A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living... |
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| Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No... |
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| Important Legal TerminologyWhen a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice... |
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| What do you say to a busload of lawyers crashing over a five hundred foot cliff? Got room for one mo... |
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles... |
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| Justin Turner, representing Elite & Premier Ltd, outlining his client's case for an injunction said, "The agency represents many models who are household names such as Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Cambell and Linda Evangelista... |
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| Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder... |
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| A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle her husband's estate... |
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| A newly established lawyer, wanting to impress the first client coming into his office, picked up the phone and said, "I`m sorry, but I have a tremendous case load and won`t be able to look into this for at least a month... |
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| The terrorists have siezed the "Attorney Building" along with everyone in it... |
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| A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he found walking along side of the highway... |
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| Seems there were these three professionals sitting around talking about the oldest profession (not THAT one!)... |
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