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| An Amish man named Samuel was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at an intersection... |
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| What does a lawyer have in common with a spermatozoa?They both have about one chance in a million of becoming a human being... |
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| How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move... |
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| A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man... |
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| Q: How do you kill 4000 lawyers?A: You build a new Titanic and declare it cannot sink... |
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| If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?Shoot the lawyer twice... |
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| 1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and will lead to an ass-kicking. 2. You ha... |
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| What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake... |
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| A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates... |
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| Did you know that lots of lawyers put copies of their JD degrees on their dashboards?That way they get to park in the spots reserved for the handicapped... |
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| Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45... |
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| An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates... |
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| When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice... |
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| A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions... |
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| Judge: Are you defending yourself? Defendant: Yes, your Honor... |
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| As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at ... |
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| An investment counselor went out on her own... |
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| Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' Collected by Richard Lederer, reprinted in N... |
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| A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter... |
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