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Cross examined
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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist.
Here`s what happened:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren`t sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man`s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it`s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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