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Jokes > Top rated jokes : total 3549. Page : 133.
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| Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near Her put up signs "Free Whale Watching!"... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.14, 20 votes.
Reviews : 20
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| A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away... |
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Category : Jokers.
Rating : 4.14, 7 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| 24. You lose arguments with objects.23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off ... |
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Category : Jokers.
Rating : 4.14, 7 votes.
Reviews : 3
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| Mr. and Mrs. President come home to the White House after a Democratic dinner party and Mr. Presiden... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 4.12, 88 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Q: Why aren`t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store... |
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Category : Ethnic jokes.
Rating : 4.13, 122 votes.
Reviews : 6
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| What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show-off! ... |
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Category : Insults jokes.
Rating : 4.13, 277 votes.
Reviews : 38
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| As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but t... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 4.13, 30 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.45, 9 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| yo momma so fat she sunk the titanic... |
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Category : Yo mama jokes.
Rating : 4.10, 93 votes.
Reviews : 15
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| How do you make a whore moan?Put sand in her vaseline... |
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Category : Adult jokes.
Rating : 4.15, 108 votes.
Reviews : 1
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| There are 3 people standing on the top off a cliff, on american one asain and one canadian... |
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Category : Ethnic jokes.
Rating : 4.12, 40 votes.
Reviews : 9
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| I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, I hope they don`t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.12, 78 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| What's the best pick up line in Arkansas?Nice Tooth!... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 4.12, 8 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| 1. You get to see why his brother is named Prince Hairy. 2. It really helps your career as a cover g... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.12, 8 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| State Government Employee sits in His office and out of boredom, decides to see whatТs in His old filing cabinet... |
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Category : Work jokes.
Rating : 4.11, 27 votes.
Reviews : 8
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| A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become detectives... |
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Category : Ethnic jokes.
Rating : 4.10, 27 votes.
Reviews : 12
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| What does the sign on the whore house say, after they have closed for the day?We`re Closed, Beat... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.10, 52 votes.
Reviews : 6
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| A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.10, 10 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| My philosophy of life is very simple: When everything looks it`s darkest, it`s time to turn on the lights... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.09, 20 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Brucie came home from work only to see His lover Sydney in a worried state... |
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Category : Gay jokes.
Rating : 4.09, 348 votes.
Reviews : 23
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