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Penny weight scale joke
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A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
"Listen to this," he said to His wife, showing Her a small, white card. "It says I`m energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."
"Yeah," His wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."
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