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Jokes > Top rated jokes : total 3549. Page : 129.
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| How do you kill a blonde?Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.41, 40 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them... |
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Category : Adult jokes.
Rating : 4.26, 8 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities... |
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Category : Adult jokes.
Rating : 4.26, 16 votes.
Reviews : 22
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| If you Treat him nicely,he says you are in Love with him... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 4.26, 65 votes.
Reviews : 14
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| How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.26, 19 votes.
Reviews : 14
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| This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.26, 15 votes.
Reviews : 2
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| What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar... |
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Category : Blonde jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 4 votes.
Reviews : 1
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| Q. How can you tell which contestant in the Miss Americacontest is the prostitute?A. She`s ... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 8 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Sorry but you seem to mistaking me for someone who is interestedin what you are saying... |
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Category : Insults jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 51 votes.
Reviews : 14
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| Q. What`s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?A. The first couple of times you cough,... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 41 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| 10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple ofumbrellas?"9. "Hey, there are more than two ... |
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Category : Religious jokes.
Rating : 4.18, 45 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| At one point during a game, the coach said to one of His young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What`s this?", you realize you just dropped the company`s deposit in a mailbox... |
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Category : Work jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A blonde once got lost near a river... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you`ve got to help me... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 3.33, 6 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A friend asked me the other day why I never got married... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 5.00, 6 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Is Windows Operating System a virus?With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 8 votes.
Reviews : 5
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| So there`s this bird called Mary, yeah?She`s a virgin ("Wossat then?") She`s not married or nuffink, but she`s got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an` that... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.25, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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