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Jokes > Top rated jokes : total 3549. Page : 122.
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| Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 8 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| This woman goes into a dentist`s office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A mother was reading a book about animals to Her 3 year old daughter:Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 6 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A judge was interviewing a woman regarding Her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 8 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male / female issues... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 10 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.51, 90 votes.
Reviews : 36
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| Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 4.50, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 4.50, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Turkeys can reproduce without having sex... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 4.50, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Turtles can live for more than 100 years... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 4.50, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| What you find when you shave the striped fur off of a tiger? Striped skin... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 4.50, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Why do gays enjoy hanging out with criminals? Because they find assholes irresistible... |
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Category : Gay jokes.
Rating : 4.56, 96 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear... |
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Category : Bar jokes.
Rating : 4.49, 38 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| There were two prostitutes, one was very beautiful and the other was ugly... |
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Category : Blonde jokes.
Rating : 4.49, 31 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A married couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of His pelvis, His partner`s toes would rise... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 4.49, 26 votes.
Reviews : 6
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| Four gays go into a bar and there is a problem there is only one stool left one gay says let's flip ... |
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Category : Gay jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 237 votes.
Reviews : 9
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| When you were a baby you were so gay that the only milk you would drink was from your dads dick!... |
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Category : Gay jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 196 votes.
Reviews : 4
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| ...the stock marketThey`re irrational and can bankrupt you if you`re not careful. ...compute... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 4.48, 23 votes.
Reviews : 1
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