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Special ring
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don`t think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here`s a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady`s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We`ll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check.
"I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I`ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I`ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There`s no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".
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