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Women are like
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...the stock market They`re irrational and can bankrupt you if you`re not careful. ...computers They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you`ve already got one. ...Saran Wrap Useful but clingy. ...horses Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. ...parking meters If you don`t feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. ...fax machines Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. ...political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. ...refrigerators They`re always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. ...blue jeans They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. ...country western songs They`re annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you`ll get depressed and drink a lot
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