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Rating : 4.48, 23 votes.
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...the stock market
They`re irrational and can bankrupt you if you`re not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you`ve already got one.
...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don`t feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They`re always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They`re annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you`ll get depressed and drink a lot
Rating : 4.48, 23 votes.
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