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Perfect girl or guy joke
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A friend asked me the other day why I never got married. I replied "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now," said my friend. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn`t you marry her?" asked my friend. I shrugged my shoulders and replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."
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