Drinker, smoker, homosexual

Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and
the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in
their bad habit one more time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, “I don`t care if I die, I need a
drink.” The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops
dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a
lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, “If you bend
down to pick that up, we`re both dead.”

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