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Jokes > Top rated jokes : total 3549. Page : 138.
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| Snow White saw Pinocchio through the woods, so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back and then sat on his f... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 2 votes.
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| What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?Snap-on tools!... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 1 votes.
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| The purpose of a child`s middle name is so he can tell when he`s really in trouble... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 1 votes.
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| People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 1 votes.
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| Yesterday an arrest warrant was issued for Michael Jackson and today by mistake cops picked up Diana Ross... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 1 votes.
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| A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven`t I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I`m the receptionist at the V... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 1 votes.
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| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 2 votes.
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| Q: What do elephants use for tampons?A: Sheep... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 8 votes.
Reviews : 6
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| Q: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make?A: Slippers... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 2 votes.
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| Personally, I`m not the athletic type... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 5 votes.
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| Today at work, the boss wanted to know when Father`s Day was... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 3 votes.
Reviews : 2
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| An apple a day keeps the doctor away, BUT... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 1 votes.
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| They asked me what I thought about euthanasia... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 4.00, 3 votes.
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| What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politiciansin a room together?100 people who don`t do dick... |
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Category : Politics jokes.
Rating : 4.50, 2 votes.
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| A new law was recently passed in Arkansas... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 4.00, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Two buddies were speeding through the great state of Alabama when to their surprise, out pops a state trooper and pulls them over... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 4.00, 2 votes.
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| How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?None, that`s what rednecks are for... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 4.00, 2 votes.
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| Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"12 pack of Bud11 rasslin tickets10 a Copenhagen9 years probation8 table dancers7 pack of Redman6 cans of spam5 FLANNEL SHIRTS... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 4.00, 2 votes.
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| An old man, who is hard of hearing, goes with his wife tothe doctor for his annual check up... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 4.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple... |
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Category : Religious jokes.
Rating : 4.00, 2 votes.
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