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Today at work, the boss wanted to know when Father`s Day was.
`Easy,` I answered. `It`s nine months before Mother`s Day.`
If my son is getting half as much out of university as the university is getting out of me, he`ll be a success.
Father`s Day was both a joy and a worry as my kids were growing up. I was always afraid they were going to give me a present that I couldn`t afford.
I`ve got three TVs, cable and a satellite dish; I have three phone lines into the house, a cell phone and one in the car, plus a pager. I use two computers, three ISPs and a fax machine. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one. I watch the news on every channel every evening. And my kids have the nerve to tell me I`m out of touch.
With divorce and remarriage so common these days, pity the poor kids. Most of them know what to buy for Father`s Day they just don`t know which `Father` to give it to.
Neither of my kids ever understood my logic. Both of them failed to see why they had to go to bed when I was tired.
A friend of mine had five kids.
When the youngest finally turned 16 and was the last one left at home, my friend posted a sign on the kid`s bedroom door: check-out time is 18.
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