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| "Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I`ve got some great Irish jokes... |
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| Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What`s the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don`t like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite... |
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| `Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler... |
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| NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa`s summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere... |
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| `Twas the night before Christmas and Santa`s a wreck... |
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| December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree... |
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| Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much... |
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| A Russian couple was walking down the street in St... |
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| 1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato sal... |
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| On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on His shiny new bike... |
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| Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve... |
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| 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could... |
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| `Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse... |
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| 10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would`ve fit.9. It would be a shame if t... |
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| Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don`t want... |
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| One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini... |
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| In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it... |
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