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The first reindeer seen in a bar
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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer`s hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you`re the first reindeer I`ve ever seen in here."
The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I`m the last reindeer you`ll see in here."
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