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Blonde q&a's
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Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. Q: How do you change a blonde`s mind? A1: Blow in Her ear. A2: Buy Her another beer. Q: How do you measure a blonde`s intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in Her ear! Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put Her in a round room and tell Her to sit in the corner. Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell Her she`s pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" Q: How does a blond spell farm? A: E-I-E-I-O Q: How does a blond kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal Her window seat? A: Tell Her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren`t upright, they`re grand. Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares? Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE GOLFER WITH AN IQ OF 125? A: a foursome. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee? A: It`s too hard to re-train them. Q: What`s the mating call of the blonde? A: "I`m *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I`m drunk!" Q: What`s the mating call of the brunette? A1: "All the blondes have gone home!" A2: Has that blonde gone yet? Q: What`s the mating call of the redhead? A: "Next!" Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell Her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds Her hands tightly over Her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
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