Twice a day
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This guy goes into a doctors and says, "Doctor, doctor you`ve gotta help me. I just can`t stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.
"That`s not so much," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that`s not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that`s not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.
"Well, that`s definitely too much," says the doctor. "You`ve got to learn to take yourself in hand."
"I do," says the man. "Twice a day!"
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