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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them back to their separate hotel rooms. When they get there, the first dwarf strips down but no matter how hard he tries, he is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUHhhh!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,"How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."
The second dwarf shook his head.
"You think that's embarrassing? *I* couldn't even get on the bed!"

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