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The strange christmas scene
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In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.
The three wise men were wearing firemen`s helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured Her that I did, but simply couldn`t recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked Her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed Her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, `The three wise man came from afar.`"
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