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Bill gates gets a bj
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Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, "I`ve seen some great pictures of Devine Brown lately, sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies, "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, Her price has skyrocketed, she`s charging a small fortune."
Bill replies with a chuckle, "Hugh, money`s no object to me. What`s Her number?"
So, Hugh gives Bill Her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "God... now I know why you chose the name Devine."
To which she replies, "Thank you Bill..and now I know how you chose the name Microsoft!"
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