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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that`s three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad`s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie`s eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie`s eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I`m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it`s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Jimmy-Joe acquired an injury whilst tap dancing. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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