Humor about the irishmen
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There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend. He`d wanted to be buried at sea.
"Well, Mrs. O`Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client.
"Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?"
"Oh, no," replied Mrs. O`Connor. "Shure now, we have a carport."
The solicitor tried again. "Well, does the man beat you up?"
"No, no," said Mrs. O`Connor, looking puzzled. "Oi`m always first out of bed."
Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again.
"What I`m trying to find out are what grounds you have."
"Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat -- not even a window box, let alone grounds."
"Mrs. O`Connor," the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, "you need a reason that the court can consider.
"What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?"
"Ah, well now," said the lady,
"Shure it`s because the man can`t hold an intelligent conversation."
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