|
|
|
Lost my car
Adult jokes
Rating : 8.00, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the man`s member is being exhibited for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH GOD. .. they got my girlfriend too!!"
Rating : 8.00, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Adult jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 8.00, 3 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
A Scotish man was at a baseball game... Read this joke...
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Your so stupid. . .You have a drawer for your "right socks", and a drawer foryour "left sock... Read this joke...
You are so dishonest that I can`t even be sure that what you tell me are lies!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
An independent woman started her own business... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff