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Robber meets a thief joke
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Late one night in Washington, D.C., a mugger jumped a well-dressed man and held a gun to his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly, "You can`t do this to me - I`m a U. S. Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"
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