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Humor about leprechauns
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn`t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don`t dig up that garden, that`s where I buried the GUNS!!!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn`t find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son`s reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You`re making` out we`re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose."
"I`m sorry sir, I..."
"Not you," says the Irishman, "I`m talking to that little fella on your knee."
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