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| LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places... |
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| SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some smoke from our VAX began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surprise... |
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| In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000 problem... |
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| I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers... |
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| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec... |
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| The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it`s so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow... |
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The Life Cycle of Software- Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...
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| Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I`ll ... |
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| COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor... |
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| Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10... |
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| Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1... |
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| Computer Problem Report Form1... |
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| Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I`m having trouble with WordPerfect... |
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| WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C... |
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| ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker... |
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