Computer used too long
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You know you have been on the computer too long when... When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says "If you don`t turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause. When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page. When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets" When you look for your homework using: "grep homework /dev/backpack" When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number. When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want. When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one. When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you`re doing the math in octal. When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors. ...You`re writing a homework assignment, and get the end of the line in the middle of a sentence, tack on a ``, and continue writing on the next line.
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