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| Q: What happens to programmers when they die?A: They get deallocated, their values become undefined, they get re-intialized, their structues break down, they become WORM food, they start dropping bits, they branch to a new address, their social system resources are released, they dump core... |
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| How does a UNIX expert have sex?Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep... |
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| The 25 bbs commandments: 1 Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes... |
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| How do you tell an extrovert computer scientist? He looks at *your* shoes when he talks to you... |
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| Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine... |
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| Q: Did you hear about the Microsoft crystal ball? A: Ask it something and it replies: "Answer unclear... |
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| 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web... |
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| Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets... |
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| Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:* Time Magazine`s next "Man Of The Year" issue will feature Steve Case on the cover as the undisputed winner... |
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| How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruction ma... |
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