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| This article is from the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994: Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Llines, and No Qquestion Seems To Be Too BasicAUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn`t get her new Dell computer to turn on... |
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| At the time of writing, Microsoft`s slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows... |
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| ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamele... |
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| AACAlter All CommandsAADAlter All DataAAOAdd And OverflowAARAlter At RandomABAdd BackwardsABCAlphaBetize CodeABRAdd Beyo... |
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| 10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Servic... |
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| 99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code... |
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| Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple... |
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| 10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDi... |
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