|
|
|
Top ten ways y2k will affect disney world
Computer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.
8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.
7. The "It`s a Small World After All" creatures go on a rampage.
6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton."
5. When you wish upon a star, nothing happens.
4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life.
3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade."
2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than $600.
1. Two words: catapulting teacups.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
[ Computer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And w... Read this joke...
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses... Read this joke...
Owner of Perfect House Lives in CarSeptember 18, 2002 - Baltimore, USAIn fear of possibly disturbing the perfection that is his house, Donald Manison has been forced to live in his 1998 Dodge Caravan... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
I fired my masseuse today... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff