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The top ten reasons why the television is better than the world wide web
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10. It doesn`t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?
8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.
7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.
4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
3. You just can`t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.
2. Set-top boxes don`t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.
1. You can`t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.
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