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Jokes > Top rated jokes : total 3549. Page : 13.
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| Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| * "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| Height of Patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 9.50, 2 votes.
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| All the plants in my house are dead--I shot them last night... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| Women forty-nine years old are having their first child... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Q: What do you do if someone`s having a seizure in abathtub?A: Throw in a load of laundry... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see hispatient... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 1
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| Q: What do you call a proctologist from Jamaica?A: Poke`Mon!... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace theaging doctor there... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| Its your first time and as you lie back, your musclestighten... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| Patient: I`m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You`ve had an accident involving a bus... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 1
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| Patient: Doctor, you must help me... |
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Category : Medical jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day... |
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Category : Lawyer jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client`s jury to hold outfor a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state... |
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Category : Lawyer jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be... |
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Category : Insults jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 3 votes.
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| Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I`ll arrange it with the undertaker... |
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Category : Insults jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke... |
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Category : Holiday jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool... |
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Category : Holiday jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
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| For all you guys out there who just can`t figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the womanhappy... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN (Long version: sorry there is noshortversion with women)1... |
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Category : Dirty jokes.
Rating : 10.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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