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Jokes > Top rated jokes : total 3549. Page : 19.
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| An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn`t turn up... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Two guys in a bar are watching the TV... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| Speak in a strange foreign accent... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized... |
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Category : Humor jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A man was watering is lawn one day when he looked and coming up the street was two hearse`s followed by a man, his dog and a single file line of about 200 men... |
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Category : Animal jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" <BR>The wife sighs and gets him a beer... |
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Category : Gender jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| Dear Child,I am writing this slow because I know that you can`t read fast... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Your Mommmas so poor that when some kid stole her skate board she said "Hey who took the family car?... |
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Category : Yo mama jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 2 votes.
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| The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloringbooks... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| Why Farm Trucks Are Never StolenThey have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas... |
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Category : Redneck jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road,when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashedinto a tree in an old farmer`s field... |
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Category : Politics jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| National Public Radio recently reported that Monica Lewinskyhad been in an accident with her Sport Utility Vehicle... |
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Category : Politics jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| In a recent poll, 500 women were asked if they would sleepwith President Clinton... |
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Category : Politics jokes.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| Why do vampires eat in transport cafes?They can eat for necks to nothing in them... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| What has Action Man got in common with Michael Jackson?Both are white, made of plastic and have ... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| What can a bird do that a man can`t?Whistle through his pecker... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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| What do you call two skunks doing 69? Odor Eaters... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 9.00, 1 votes.
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