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Before it starts
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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" <BR>The wife sighs and gets him a beer. <BR><BR>Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!" <BR><BR>She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it`s going to start any minute!" <BR><BR>The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you`re going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You`re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..." <BR><BR>The man sighs and says, "It`s started..."
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