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You might be a reneck if... Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground. Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side. You can`t take a bath in the winter `cause the stream is frozen. You only bathe when it rains. You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music. You refer to the Surgeon General`s Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia. You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts. You`re 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party. You think `possum is the "other white meat". Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new.
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