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Charging hubbie for
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A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband.
"Don't you love him anymore?"
asked the lawyer.
"Oh, I still love him," the chick replied.
"But all he ever wants is sex, I can't take it."
"Instead of divorcing him why don't you try charging him every time he wants to make love?"
the lawyer suggested. The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put the hard word on her.
"Not so fast," she replied.
"From now on it'll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom."
"Well, then," he said.
"Here's $50."
The wife began walking to the bedroom.
"Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand.
"That'll be five times in the kitchen!"
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