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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn`t?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won`t call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn`t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. What doesn`t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can`t beat a blowjob.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What`s worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn`t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn`t do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q. What`s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don`t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn`t know her first name was "Always."
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. Three words to ruin a man`s ego...
A. "Is it in?"
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