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| I think you should live for the moment... |
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| I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!... |
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| Sit down and give your mind a rest... |
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| There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it... |
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| No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be... |
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| I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin... |
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| All that you are you owe to your parents... |
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| You always manage to keep your neck above water... |
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| The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes... |
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| Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.... |
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| When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen... |
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| We can always tell when you are lying... |
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| Your conversation is like the waves of the sea... |
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| People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of... |
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| Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I`ll arrange it with the undertaker... |
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| I don`t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement... |
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| I`m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible... |
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| I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you... |
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| I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice... |
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| When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening... |
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