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| You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!... |
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| You are so dishonest that I can`t even be sure that what you tell me are lies!... |
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| Nice to see you on your feet... |
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| Eventually, you will get what you asked for... |
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| You`re not yourself today... |
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| You`re very smart. You have brains you never used.... |
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| They say no woman ever made a fool out of you... |
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| You`re nobody`s fool... |
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| A half-wit gave you a piece of His mind, and you held on to it... |
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| You say that you are always bright and early... |
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| If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!... |
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| Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?... |
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| If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?... |
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| I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!... |
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| I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you`ll windup with lockjaw... |
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| I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!... |
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| The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you... |
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| You should do some soul-searching... |
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| So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago... |
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| Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn`t turn out... |
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