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All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it`s hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you... |
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You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light... |
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You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick... |
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Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!... |
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I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs... |
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I hear you are a real humanitarian... |
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Lets play house. You be the door and I`ll slam you.... |
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It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history... |
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We all spring from apes, but you didn`t spring far enough... |
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Your family tree is good, but you are the sap... |
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We know that you would go to the end of the world for us... |
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You add to, not diminish, pain!... |
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A dope you are and dope will remain... |
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You are a man who always sticks by his convictions... |
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Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth... |
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I don`t consider you a vulture... |
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You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure... |
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We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven"... |
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We hear you are a lady killer... |
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When you get run over by a car, it shouldn`t be listed under accidents... |
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