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| If you can`t live without me, why aren`t you dead already?... |
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| Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig... |
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| I would not allow this student to breed... |
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| Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot... |
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| Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them... |
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| The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether... |
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| When your daughter`s IQ reaches 50, she should sell... |
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| The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn`t coming... |
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| If this student were any more stupid, he`d have to be watered twice a week... |
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| The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead... |
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| It`s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others... |
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| Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!... |
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| You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!... |
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| Who wears your CLEAN clothes?... |
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| Who wears your GOOD clothes?... |
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| Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go ... |
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| Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!... |
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| The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!... |
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| Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!... |
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| Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!... |
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