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Can't chance it!
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A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with His wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies.
So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it`ll cost $5,000 or they can bury her in the Holy Land for $150.
"We`ll ship her home," says the son-in-law.
"Are you sure?" asks the undertaker. "That`s an awfully big expense and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here."
"Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can`t take that chance."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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