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4 priests


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Four priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference.
Shortly into the trip, one priest says "Well, we`ve all worked together for many years, but don`t really know one another. I suggest we tell each other one of our sins."
They look nervously at each other but nod OK. The first priest says "Since I suggested it, I`ll go first. With me it`s the drink. Once a year I take off my collar and go out of town to a pub and drink myself blind for a few days. Get it out of my system."
They all look each other again nervously, but the next priest slowly starts "Wellll...with me, it`s gambling. Periodically, I nick the money out of the poor box and go to the races. Spend it all! I get it out of my system."
The third, who is really nervous now reluctantly says "This is very difficult. My sin is worse. I take off my collar and go into the red light district, pick out a lass, and spend a week in the saddle. I REEEEAAALY get it out of my system."
They all look at the fourth priest waiting. He doesn`t say anything. Then one of the four speaks up "Come now, we`ve all told our innermost faults. It`s your turn." He looks at the others and starts hesitantly "Welllllll.. I`m an inveterate gossip, and I can`t wait to get off this train!"


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