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| SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some smoke from our VAX began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surprise... |
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| My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii... |
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| In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000 problem... |
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| I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers... |
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| An office technician got a call from a user... |
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| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in... |
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| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec... |
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| The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it`s so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow... |
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The Life Cycle of Software- Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...
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| Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I`ll ... |
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| COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor... |
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| Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10... |
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| Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1... |
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| Computer Problem Report Form1... |
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| Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I`m having trouble with WordPerfect... |
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| WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C... |
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| ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker... |
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| You know you have been on the computer too long when... |
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| You`ve been in graphics too long if... |
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Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer- Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it...
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