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| Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse... |
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Category : Computer jokes.
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| EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Eve... |
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Rating : 9.50, 2 votes.
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| IBM: It`s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It`s Better than Macintosh!... |
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| This article is from the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994: Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Llines, and No Qquestion Seems To Be Too BasicAUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn`t get her new Dell computer to turn on... |
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| At the time of writing, Microsoft`s slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows... |
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| 1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception ... |
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| ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamele... |
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| If IBM ran Christmas... |
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| AACAlter All CommandsAADAlter All DataAAOAdd And OverflowAARAlter At RandomABAdd BackwardsABCAlphaBetize CodeABRAdd Beyo... |
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| 10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Servic... |
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| 99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code... |
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| Don`t you wish when life is badand things just don`t compute,That all we really had to do
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Category : Computer jokes.
Rating : 4.43, 14 votes.
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| one day a blonde, brounete, and a redhead go rob a bank they start running and then come to a fa... |
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Category : Blonde jokes.
Rating : 4.43, 7 votes.
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| one day a blonde suspects that Her husband is cheating on Her and so she goes to a gun shop and ... |
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| what do you do if a blonde throws a gernade at you??pull the pin and throw it back ... |
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| How do you drown a blonde??put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool ... |
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| At a convention of blones, a speaker insisted that "dumb blonde" myth is all wrong... |
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| Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger... |
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| A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead find a magic mirror that says, "I will grant you one wish, but if you lie, you will be sucked up into the mirror forever!"The brunette says, I think I?d like a Porsche," and the mirror gives her a Porsche... |
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| A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game... |
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