|
|
|
The three women-1
Blonde jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
There were these three women. One blonde, one red, and one brunet. They were all about to be shot. One by one. When the brunet came up, the man asked "Do you have any last words before you die?"
The brunet said "No."
Then the man said, "Ok. Ready, aime..."
then before the man could finish the bunet yelled, "Earthquake!" Then everyone ran and so escaped. Then when the red head came up, the man said, "Do you have any last words before you die?"
The red head said, "No."
Then the man said, "Ok. Ready, aime..."
then before the man could finish the red head yelled, "Tornando!" Then everyone ran and the red head escaped. Then when the blonde came up, the man said, "Do you have any last words before you die?"
The blonde said, "No."
Then the man said, "Ok. Ready, aime..."
then before the man could finish the blonde yelled, "FIRE!"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Blonde jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?Shoot the lawyer twice... Read this joke...
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: * 2 Italian men and 1 It... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
You are the only person I`ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!... Read this joke...
We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a batch ofcookies?A: 100 -- 1 to make the batter and 99 to peel the M&M`s... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff